March 7, 2009
There is always one person in every group of friends that no one f***ing likes. You basically keep them there to hate their guts.
And if some of you are thinking, “Mmmm, I disagree”, then you’re the one

- Dane Cook, Retaliation

I’m the one, I know it

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oh fuck you Cook, fuck you.

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