March 2009
47 posts
It's Friday night...
…And I am so unbelievably bored.
SPRINGS HERE!!!
Bring on the summer.
you know what the best thing about small boobs is? When you hug, you can be...
– Eliza (via taralikespink)
:D
(via misstrin)
Tell me this isnt true.
It is beautiful in Oneonta today, and I’m loving it.
YAY!!!!!!!
So it was rainy here most of today and i just looked out my window and saw blue skies and the SUN!!! Then i looked at weather.com which told me it is 54 degrees!!!!!!!! IM LOVING THIS!
I swear I'm smart
barstoolphilosopher:
Stupid shit just comes out of my mouth most of the time
I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you...
– -Kat Stratford, 10 Things I Hate About You (via kierstensmith) (via cdizzle) (via mysteriosa) (via janieblue84)
I LOVE this movie :)
I HAVE THE BEST ROOMMATE EVER!!!
So me and my roommate were hanging out in our room listening to music on her computer. A good song came on and we were both singing to it. In the middle of the song I had to go to the bathroom, so I left the room. When I got back I realized that she had paused the song and started playing it again when i got back so that we could finish it together! WOOHOO!!! That pretty much made my night great....
barstoolphilosopher
Dear Barstoolphilosopher,
Yes! I do go to Oneonta! and so do my friends - taralikespink, misstrin, mikeyo, notacreeperiswear, dancingdanielle, and lizohsee.
I don’t know, have we met?
barstoolphilosopher:
Dear Blondesunflower,
Its clear to me that you go to Oneonta. Have we met?
There is always one person in every group of friends that no one f***ing likes. ...
– - Dane Cook, Retaliation
I’m the one, I know it
(via davereed)
oh fuck you Cook, fuck you.
(via noahkai)
(via misstrin)
Dear Kotex:
janieblue84:
I recently noticed that the peel-off strip of my pantiliner had a bunch of “Kotex Tips for Life” on it.
Annoying advice such as: Staying active during your period can relieve cramps. Avoiding caffeine may help reduce cramps and headaches. Drink 6-8 glasses of water a day to keep you hydrated and feeling fresh. Try Kotex blah blah blah other products.
Obviously the person behind...
Divorced Barbie
janieblue84:
One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it’s his daughter’s birthday.
He pulls over to a toy shop and asks the sales person, “How much for one of those Barbie’s in the display window?”
The salesperson answers, “Which one do you mean, sir? We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie...
What my best friend and my boyfriend talk about...
MEgArAMa89: eliza told me you lick her face hahaha
XxFaTmAnOnFiRexX: :-[
XxFaTmAnOnFiRexX: lol
XxFaTmAnOnFiRexX: I do.
February 2009
29 posts
its funny how technology keeps you in touch 24/7 these days. but its driving us all apart. Imagine the days when guys had to actually call you to talk when they wanted to talk you? Not just a text or an i.m thinking that solves everything. The actual physical dialing of a phone and courage to withstand a conversation? To take a second of your day to hear the person you want to talk to voice?...
I feel stupid when I write the word banana. Its like, how many na’s are on this...
– -Demetri Martin (via punchlines)
exactly my thoughts
(via angiepantstakesontheworld)